8/10/11

oh those damn ivy leaguer's


this is kinda cool and clever i suppose. i guess i at least thought it deserved a copy/paste.not quite sure there's anything i'd pay upwards of $50.00 to have answered via email but maybe someone will find this a value! enjoy....

They say those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, teach gym, though Mr. Esasky's enthusiasm watching you climb the rope sure makes it seem like he wants to do something. Get expert advice from doers without letting them ogle you, thanks to Evisors.
Launched by a trio of Ivy grad consultants, Evisors is a database of "world-class experts" in hundreds of fields, all of whom are willing to impart their unique know-how in areas both professional and recreational via phone/email, meaning you can get schooled without being subjected to four horrifying years of partying and sex. Need tips on...
...mountaineering? Learn from the COO of Indaba Music, who’s summited Rainier & a few peaks in Bolivia, and presumably works on a daily basis with people who also get totally high.
...organization? How about talking with a former soap star who launched a home organization service for celebrities that's helped clients including Bryce Dallas Howard, Topher Grace, and, presumably, celebrities.
...shaking what your momma gave you? Pick up moves from a gal with 20yrs experience in ballet/hip-hop/jazz, not to mention a BA from Yale and an MBA from Harvard, where she learned how to stomp the yahd.
...whitewater kayaking? Get brain nutrition from an enthusiast who also happens to run logistics for General Mills, so yeah, dude knows mad Trix.
They've also got package deals pairing you with four relevant experts who'll help fashion you into a stronger candidate for law school or top-level finance gigs -- just pray you don't end up working with Mr. Esasky, as he'd just be way too into watching you climb the corporate ladder.

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