last night kate and i watched not one but TWO episodes of the bachelor (thanks jesus for dvr capability- phew). this show is beyond ridiculous! why do i watch this!? and many other shows?because i like watching so called train wrecks! these girls are absurd and are so unreal for thinking this is the way to go about finding a man/husband!! wowzer and will further humiliate themselves in the process (as if being on the show in the first place isn't bad enough). anyhoo just look at these pics am i alone in thinking the pics resemble a farm of sorts.... only teh cows and chickens smile....
a season or 2 ago the bachelor was a SMOKIN' hot brit! JEEZ my fav! and he snagged some hot blond (who ended up being emilio estevez's daughter or some shit). anyway now they are not married and have gone their separate ways i am sad to report. SHOCKER!! this season-- not so much- the guy's a total chode that spoils his kid rotten. blah!
also kate and i nominate our friend chad to be the next bachelor! kate explained (to him) that it's great-- you just have 25 women that squawk and grovel for you and your attention and will most likely ALL sleep with you (or at the very least give ya a little somethin' to get a leg up -no pun). then at the end you eliminate all of em til your left with one and you have to ask her to wed you. chad asked what he had to do to sign up and kate explained: just send in video of yourself windsurfing, playing with little kids, and helping homeless folk in your hood. haha! actually it was a much better (and more hilarious) description but kate didn't answer her phone when i called to request the written outline again! :(
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